…in airport security who xrays my suitcase tonight.
“Geoff? Have a look here.”
“This shoe. It looks like it’s got an auctioneers gavel, some vampire teeth, a 9mm shell casing and a tiny rubber duck in it.”
“Is that the flight going to the Dutch Discworld Convention?”
“Let it through. He’s harmless and we’ve found it’s much quicker just to let him fly than to go through the explanation. ”