Monthly Archives: September 2011

They’re grrrrreeeeattttttttt!

At it was a special day, for breakfast I treated myself to fusion cookery at its finest: “Coco Pop and Rice Krispie Live together in perfect harmony Side by side in my cereal bowl, Oh gods, why can’t we?”

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[brring] [brrrring]

Who am I kidding? Our phone hasn’t made a [brrring] sound in decades. However. Have you heard of the Telephone Preference Service? It’s a scheme run in the UKĀ  by the Direct Marketing Association on behalf of Ofcom which says, … Continue reading

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Anyone here work in television?

I have an idea for a new programme which I’m going to call “Celebrity Morris Dancing”. In it, a group of Z-list celebrities are paired up with a professional cloggie, who is carrying a big stick. That’s as far as … Continue reading

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